when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
no image has ever described my life quite so well
"You have to really prove that you’re an authentic person, and you can be trusted, to be in a circle of friends with her. Which I totally understand. You have to really guard your heart when you’re on this kind of level. You can’t just have weirdos around you, strange people that want to suck your blood. Because everybody wants to be on your dick, you know? So you have to be very very ‘What are your motives? Why are you here? What do you want from me?’"
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
when a hot person comes up to you “hey your friend is cute”
getting called cute by someone cuter than you